Entries Tagged ‘Sholay’
Facial Exercise
Government school ke bacche kisi ko ghaseet ke le jaa rahe the
Bujurg: Isko chod do ye khud school aaega..
Boy: Ye student nahien school ka master hei.
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Golu: Job se nikale jaane ke baad se roz boss ke ghar ke saamne potty karta hoon.
Bholu: Ye kya harkat hei bhai?
Golu: Use batana chata hoon ki bhookha nahien mar [...]

Some funny SMSs
Mother’s Dialogue from Sholay-
Door Gaon mein jab Baccha Sota nahi hei to Maa Kahti hei
“So ja Beta nahi to Gabbar Aa Jayega!!”
New Dialogue
Door Gaon mein jab Maa-Baap Sote nahi hei to Baccha Kahta hei
“So ja Baapu mahi to ek aur ho Jaayega..”
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Sadak chaap ashique ladki se -
“Janeman! Tute huye dil se pyar karogi? ya dil [...]

Sholay In IT Way…. very funny….
sholey in Hughes style
Mausi:-? Bura nahi manna beta magur itna tou ppochna hi padta
hai hi ki ladka kis Organistion main hai..?? Uskey Lakshan
kaisey hai.Kmata Kitnna hai..
Amitabh:-Kammaney ka kya hai mausi ek baar Company join kar li
tou late nights mein kamma hi leyga..
Mausi:- Tou kya woh Late nights karta hai..
Amitabh:-nai nai maine kabh kaha ki woh Late nights karta [...]

