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Sardar explanation of inflation

admin — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 17:43:53 +0000

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Genious Sardar…

admin — Mon, 03 May 2010 19:10:25 +0000

AFRAID THAT SOMEONE WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR SLIPPERS WHEN YOU LEAVE THEM OUTSIDE THE MOSQUE / TEMPLE ?

FOLLOW THE SAME METHOD AS THIS

GENIUS SARDAR!–

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Sardar with Thermos flask

admin — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 05:08:27 +0000

Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?”
The clerk replies, “That is a Thermos flask.”
The Sardar asks, “What does it do?”
The clerk responds, “Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”
The Sardar says, “I’ll take it!”
The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.
His Sardar boss sees him and asks,
“What is that shiny object with you?”
He said, “It’s a Thermos flask.”
The boss asks, “What does it do?”
He replies, “Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”
The boss said, “Wow, what do you have in it?”
The Sardar replies, “Two cups of coffee and a coke.”

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Salary Expected

admin — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 05:04:54 +0000

Sardarji is filling up a job application.
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED.
After much thought he writes: Yes.

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Sardar Ji Date…

admin — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 05:00:29 +0000

On a ROMANTIC date sardar’s girl friend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement will you give me a ring?”

Sardar ji coolly replies: Ya sure, what’s your phone number…..

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Smile

admin — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 13:44:03 +0000

This actually happened. My father’s deputy’s friend took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere in Rajasthan, but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like “Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai″

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs are approaching he is covering in his seat when his friend asks him “kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.” Sardarji replies “Aadmi hoon aur akal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin woh to jaanwar hai, usko kya pata”

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks “kyon hai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?” Sardarji replies, “Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun”

Do you know what Sardarji will do after taking a Xerox? He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes !!

Do you know what Sardarji will do if he wants a white paper? (he already has one and he wants one more..) He takes a Xerox of the white paper !!!

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sardar gives audition for a song contest (funny)

admin — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 13:43:48 +0000

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Funny Sardar Ji

admin — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 13:29:00 +0000

Interviewer: what is your birth date?

Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

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Teacher and Sardar

admin — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 13:28:42 +0000

Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.
Sardar wrote: ‘ Beautiful Red Underware′
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

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