Just For Fun

AFRAID THAT SOMEONE WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR SLIPPERS WHEN YOU LEAVE THEM OUTSIDE THE MOSQUE / TEMPLE ?
FOLLOW THE SAME METHOD AS THIS
GENIUS SARDAR!–

Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.
He asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?”
The clerk replies, “That is a Thermos flask.”
The Sardar asks, “What does it do?”
The clerk responds, “Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”
The Sardar says, “I’ll take it!”
The next day, he walks into work with his new [...]

Sardarji is filling up a job application.
He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED.
After much thought he writes: Yes.

On a ROMANTIC date sardar’s girl friend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement will you give me a ring?”
Sardar ji coolly replies: Ya sure, what’s your phone number…..