Sardar jalebi bech raha tha, magar chilla raha tha “AALU LE LO.. AALU LE LO…”.
Ek aadmi bola ye jalebi hei, aalu nahien..
To sardar bola chup ho ja varna makkhiyan aa jaaengi.
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Government ne announce kiya.. jiske paanch (5) bacche hei, use ghar milega.
Santa ke 3 the. Wife se bola ki padosi ke 2 bacche bhi mere [...]
Ek baar Santa aur Banta rajai mein so rahe the.. to Santa
bola yaar Banta paad (Fart) maar aur rajai garam kar de. Banta ne
rajai mein tatti(Shit) kar di aur bola, le aag hi laga di.
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Santa & Banta waching girls.
Santa: Kya maal hei yaar
Banta: Are Haan! Maal se yaad aaya.. bhabhi ji keisi hein?
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Santa ki beti: [...]
There was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters.
They were planning for a free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point,
“Oh…we’ll take Punjab from India but how would we develop it?”
That was a tough one indeed. Banta Singh had a brainwave…
“No problem! We’ll attack Amrika, it would take over us and then
we would become a [...]
