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Some funny SMSs

Mother’s Dialogue from Sholay-
Door Gaon mein jab Baccha Sota nahi hei to Maa Kahti hei
“So ja Beta nahi to Gabbar Aa Jayega!!”
New Dialogue
Door Gaon mein jab Maa-Baap Sote nahi hei to Baccha Kahta hei
“So ja Baapu mahi to ek aur ho Jaayega..”
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Sadak chaap ashique ladki se -
“Janeman! Tute huye dil se pyar karogi? ya dil [...]

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Sholay In IT Way…. very funny….

Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.

They reach Ramgad and started shouting: “Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya“.

Thakur [with anger]:“Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software [...]

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Gabbar & Sambha

Gabbar : Kitne admi they?
Sambha : Sardar 2
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 Gabbar : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar : Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar : To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba : Beech mein koi nahi [...]

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