Mujhe to apno ne loota
Gairo mein kahan dum tha
Meri haddi vahan tuti
Jahan haspital band tha
Mujhe jis anbulance mein dala
Uska petrol katm tha
Mujhe rekshe mein islie beithaya
Kyounki uska kiraya kum tha
Mujhe doctoron ne uthaya
Nurson mein kahan dum tha
Mujhe jis bed pe lietaya
Uske neeche bum tha
Mujhe to bum ne udaya
Goli mein kahan dum tha
Aur mujhe sadak mein [...]
1. U use phrases like “No issues” and “Value addition” in everyday
For e.g. When talking about your doodhwalla, U say, “His milk does zero value addition to my health but he is the only guy around so no issues”
2. Ur prime source of entertainment is the forwards send to U by friends whose faces U [...]
Everybody does it everyday, but how much u know about it.
This is real eye opener for u. How many types of SHIT you know ??
Ghost Shit:
You know you have shit. There’s shit on the toilet paper, but no shit in the bowl.
Teflon-coated Shit :
Comes out so slick, clean and easy that you don’t feel it. [...]
Actual call centre conversations !!!!!
Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in France ):
“If I register my car in France , do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?”
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Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
Operator: [...]
