Marij Doctor se: Mere paas paise nahi hein aap mera ilaaz kar den to kabhi aapke kaam aaunga.
Doctor: kya kaam karte ho?
Marij: Kabar khodta hoon.
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Kanjoos ki wife beemar thi. Light na hone ki vajah se usne candle jalai aur bola, doctor ko lene jaa raha hoon, agar
tumhe lage ki tum nahien bachogi to candle bujha [...]