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Her Ek Boss Jaroori hota hei…

Chai k Liye jaise Toast hota hai,
Waise har ek BOSS zaruri hota hai.
Koi friday evening  review par bulaye
Koi saturday ko office bulaye
Ek teri idea ko apna bataye,
Aur Ek tera target har month badhaye
Koi nature se gentle,
koi bura  hota hai,
Par har ek boss zaruri  hota hai.
Ek ghadi ghadi review kare  par kabhi kabhi advice de
Ek kabhi [...]

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Proccess of Appraisal

Big Boss: This year your performance was good, excellent and outstanding. So, your rating is “average″.
Kumar: What? How come ‘average’?
Big Boss: Because…err. ..uhh…you lack domain knowledge.
Kumar: But last year you said I am a domain expert and you put me in this project as a domain consultant.
Big Boss: Oh is it? Well, in that case, [...]

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Facial Exercise

Government school ke bacche kisi ko ghaseet ke le jaa rahe the
Bujurg: Isko chod do ye khud school aaega..
Boy: Ye student nahien school ka master hei.
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Golu: Job se nikale jaane ke baad se roz boss ke ghar ke saamne potty karta hoon.
Bholu: Ye kya harkat hei bhai?
Golu: Use batana chata hoon ki bhookha nahien mar [...]

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Answer for 2009 Bonus

Boss

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You don’t need brains to be Boss

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, “I should be Boss because I control the whole body′s responses and functions.”The feet said, “We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go.
“The hands [...]

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