Ek baar Santa aur Banta rajai mein so rahe the.. to Santa
bola yaar Banta paad (Fart) maar aur rajai garam kar de. Banta ne
rajai mein tatti(Shit) kar di aur bola, le aag hi laga di.
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Santa & Banta waching girls.
Santa: Kya maal hei yaar
Banta: Are Haan! Maal se yaad aaya.. bhabhi ji keisi hein?
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Santa ki beti: [...]
Mother’s Dialogue from Sholay-
Door Gaon mein jab Baccha Sota nahi hei to Maa Kahti hei
“So ja Beta nahi to Gabbar Aa Jayega!!”
New Dialogue
Door Gaon mein jab Maa-Baap Sote nahi hei to Baccha Kahta hei
“So ja Baapu mahi to ek aur ho Jaayega..”
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Sadak chaap ashique ladki se -
“Janeman! Tute huye dil se pyar karogi? ya dil [...]
A kid gets 0 marks in a paper. Father angrily says “What is this?” Kid replies: Teacher ke paas STAR khatam ho gaye the to unhone MOON dene shuru kar diye.
Ladkiyan shaadi ke baad maang mein sindoor kyoun lagati hain?
Ans- Isse Ladkon ko pata chal jata hai ki jis “PLOT” pe unki nazar hai uska “BHOOMI PUJAN” ho chuka hai.
Hum gaye the unke ghar, kahna tha DIL SE DIL MILA LO
Unki maa ne khola darwaza, Hum ghabra ke bole “Aunty Baccho Ko Polio Ki Dawa Pilwa Lo..”
