### Fast Food ###
A tiger and his mate were resting under a tree in the sunderbans.
seeing them, a deer fled past as fast as it could.
“What was that ?” yawned the drowsy tiger,
“Fast food,” said the tigress.
### Optimist ###
Person fell out a window on the 70th floor…
as he sailed past 20th floor, he was overheard [...]
Government school ke bacche kisi ko ghaseet ke le jaa rahe the
Bujurg: Isko chod do ye khud school aaega..
Boy: Ye student nahien school ka master hei.
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Golu: Job se nikale jaane ke baad se roz boss ke ghar ke saamne potty karta hoon.
Bholu: Ye kya harkat hei bhai?
Golu: Use batana chata hoon ki bhookha nahien mar [...]
Marij Doctor se: Mere paas paise nahi hein aap mera ilaaz kar den to kabhi aapke kaam aaunga.
Doctor: kya kaam karte ho?
Marij: Kabar khodta hoon.
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Kanjoos ki wife beemar thi. Light na hone ki vajah se usne candle jalai aur bola, doctor ko lene jaa raha hoon, agar
tumhe lage ki tum nahien bachogi to candle bujha [...]
Ek baar Santa aur Banta rajai mein so rahe the.. to Santa
bola yaar Banta paad (Fart) maar aur rajai garam kar de. Banta ne
rajai mein tatti(Shit) kar di aur bola, le aag hi laga di.
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Santa & Banta waching girls.
Santa: Kya maal hei yaar
Banta: Are Haan! Maal se yaad aaya.. bhabhi ji keisi hein?
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Santa ki beti: [...]
Mother’s Dialogue from Sholay-
Door Gaon mein jab Baccha Sota nahi hei to Maa Kahti hei
“So ja Beta nahi to Gabbar Aa Jayega!!”
New Dialogue
Door Gaon mein jab Maa-Baap Sote nahi hei to Baccha Kahta hei
“So ja Baapu mahi to ek aur ho Jaayega..”
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Sadak chaap ashique ladki se -
“Janeman! Tute huye dil se pyar karogi? ya dil [...]
