OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER : YOUR FATHER’S NAME?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR
OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH?
CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR
OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?
CANDIDATE [...]
“DECIDE”
Hansa : Praful “Decide” matlab ?
Praful : “Decide” Hansaaaa-a … vo Casettee player mein hum casettee nahi dalte usme hota hai na … “A side” — “B side” … to “C-side” … “D- side”
—> “Decide”
“Mature”
Hansa : Ae Praful, mature matlab ????
praful: jab apna mahesh…chori karte hue pakda gaya tha.. tab usne kya kaha tha ? [...]
# Inside the Class:
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves – take the bigger half.
* Shhh…Quiet, boys…the principal just passed away in the [...]
Actual call centre conversations !!!!!
Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in France ):
“If I register my car in France , do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?”
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Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
Operator: [...]
Samsung Electronics
Caller: “Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?”
Operator: “I′m sorry, sir, I don′t understand who you are talking about”.
Caller: “On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you [...]
