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See what happens during political meetings in People’s Republic of China …
Peaceful,
Harmonious
and No disturbance
Gandhi Jee Kee Dhoti (I don’t mean to hurt anybody’s patriotic feelings its just for fun…..)
There was just one cinema Theatre in the Village. The village people though backward were very patriotic. In fact as a Cinema screen the owner of the theatre had installed a khaadi dhoti. The villagers were very happy with the [...]
Dear Staff,
Please be advised that there are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm.
Transportation:
· It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary.
· If we see you driving a Honda, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do [...]
Newton′s Method:
Let, the lion catch you.
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Implies you caught lion.
Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.
Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.
Now you can trap it easily.
Software Engineer Method:
Catch a cat and claim that [...]
BOSS said to an employee: “Do you believe in life after Death?
EMPLOYEE : “Certainly not! There ’s no proof of it″, he replied.
BOSS : “Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle’s funeral,
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He came here looking for you.!”
