An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casin and bet twenty-thousand dollarson a single roll of the dice.
She said, ‘I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when i’m ‘completely nude’.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, ‘Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!’
As the dice [...]
Actual call centre conversations !!!!!
Customer: “I’ve been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can’t get through to enquiries, can you help?”.
Operator: “Where did you get that number from, sir?”.
Customer: “It was on the door to the Travel Centre″.
Operator: “Sir, they are our opening hours”.
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the [...]
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord — nothing happens.
She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells “Oh! So you wanna race, huh?”
