Just For Fun

Government school ke bacche kisi ko ghaseet ke le jaa rahe the
Bujurg: Isko chod do ye khud school aaega..
Boy: Ye student nahien school ka master hei.
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Golu: Job se nikale jaane ke baad se roz boss ke ghar ke saamne potty karta hoon.
Bholu: Ye kya harkat hei bhai?
Golu: Use batana chata hoon ki bhookha nahien mar raha hoon.
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A couple was sitting in the garden. Suddenly a dog and bitch start kissing each other.
Boy: Jaan! tum bura na maano to mein bhi….
Girl: ok… but smbhal ke, kahien vo kaat na le.
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Ladki: (Aqvarioum ko dekh ke boli): Ye machliyan itni sunder kyoun hoti hein!
Ladka: (Sprit Peete hue): Kyounki who kapade nahien pahanti..
SEEDHI BAAT NO BAKWAAS
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Munna Bhai: Arre Circuit! Mujhe ek nurse se pyaar ho gaya hei… letter mein kya likhoon?
Circuit: Simple Bhai! Likhna- DEAR Sister! I LOVE U… Tumhara Munna Bhai.
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GARAMI SONG:
Suno Gour se PEPSI walo… Buri nazar na COKE pe daalo
Chahe jitna DEW Pila lo…
Sabse aage hoga NEEMBU PAANI..
Humne piya heeeei lo.. tum bhi pio…
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Ladkiyan do type ki hoti hein..
1. Boring: Jo Dhoop mein bhi chata le ke nikalti hein.
2. Interesting: Jo Baarish din jaan bujh ke chata ghar bhool jaati hein.
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A couple had a fight one night. When they going to bed..
Husband says: Good Night! Mother of my three kids.
Wife Replied: Good Night! Father of NONE.
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Rahul Gandhi: Mom aapki vajah se meri shaadi nahien ho rahi hei.
Soniya Gandhi: Kyoun?
Rahul Gandhi: Har taraf likha hei.. Soniya ko “BAHUMAT” do.
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A young boy died.
His mother cried: Haye-Haye mera baccha.. Arre abhi to usne kuch bhi nahien dekha tha..
Padosi ki beti: Mat ro Aunty, mat ro.. meine use sab kuch dikha diya tha.
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Nepali ko chiraag mila.
Usne chiraag ragda to jinn aaya aur bola: 3 wish maango
Nepali: 1. Oh Sab ji, ek bada bangla
           2. Usmen khoob dolatmand log
           3. Mujhe usmen watchman lagwa do
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MORDEN SHOLAY
Veru: Basanti in kutton ke saamne mat naachna..
Basanti: Excuseme, What the hell are you to talk to me like that… Hey Gabbar! Just put on the DJ and see How I ROCK…
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Police Sharabi se: Kahan jaa rahe ho?
Sharabi: Daru peene se hone wale nuksaan pe pravachan sunne..
Police: Itni raat ko koun deta hei paravachan?
Sharabi: Meri Biwi.
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Thekedaar ka beta: Papa! Mujhe ek bhai aur chahie..
Thekedaar: Beta is kaam mein 9 months lagte hein.
Beta: Aap to thekedaar ho.. 7-8 aadmi aur lagwa do, kaam jaldi ho jaaega.
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Ladki: Mummy ye padosi ka ladka baar baar mujhe kiss karke bhaag jata hei.
Mummy musukraai aur boli: Bada shararati hei, bilkul apne baap pe gaya hei.
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Ladki ki shaadi mein uska purana boyfriend bhi aaya tha…
Kisi ne usse pooncha: Kya aap hi dulha ho?
Boyfriend: Nahi.. mein semifinal mein out ho gaya tha.. yahan final dekhne aaya hoon.

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