Ek Cheeta charminar Cigarette ka sutta lagane hi wala tha ki achanak ek chuha wahan aaya aur bola “mere bhai chhod do nasha, aao mere sath bhaago, dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurat hai, aao mere saath duniya dekho”
Cheetay ne ak lamha socha phir choohe ke sath durne laga.

Aage ek haathi afeem pi raha tha, chooha phir bola, “haathi mere bhai chhod do nasha, aao mere saath bhaago, dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurat hai, aao mere sath duniya dekho”
Haathi bhi sath dorne laga.

Agay sher whisky peene ki taiyaari kar raha tha, choohe ne usay bhi wohi kaha.
Sher ne glass side par rakha aur choohe ko 5- 6 thappar maare.

Haathi bola, “are ye to tumhe zindagi ki taraf le ja raha ha, kyon maar rahay ho is bechare ko ?”

Sher bola, “yeh Kameena pichli baar bhi “BHAANG” pikar mujhe 3 ghante jungle mai ghumata raha.”.

Jai Bholenath…

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