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Entries for July, 2009

Technical songs…

# Local variable -
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,pal do pal meri kahani hai
pal do pal meri hastihai..
# Global variable -
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon, har ik pal meri kahani hai
har ik pal meri hasti hai …
#Null pointers -
Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya.
# Dangling pointers -
Maut bhi aati nahi [...]

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Height…

1. What is height of Fashion?
A. Dhoti with a zip
2. What is height of Secrecy?
A. Offering blank visiting cards.
3. What is height of Activelaziness?
A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
5. What is height of Craziness?
A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
A. Seeing the mirror and trying [...]

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Loving Hubby

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile… .Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband’s funeral. The widow decided [...]

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NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE

Element: WOMEN
Symbol: WO+
Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 Kg isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.
Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter, if incorrectly used.
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and [...]

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