A man feared his wife wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he
thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach
her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor
told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to
give the Doctor a better idea [...]
Gabbar : Kitne admi they?
Sambha : Sardar 2
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Gabbar : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar : Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar : To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba : Beech mein koi nahi [...]
Sardar: My mobile bill how much? Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
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Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
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Teacher: Which is the [...]
Om shanti Om ka dialogue Students ke andaaz mein …
Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,,,,,
ki har teacher ne mujhe marks na dene ki saazish ki hai,,,,,
Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,,,
to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,,,,,,
Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah [...]
A parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks … ‘Aam hai kya?’
The shopkeeper says … ‘Nahi. Hum Aam nahi bejte.’
Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him …’Aam
hai kya ?’
He gets a little irritated and says… ‘Aare Bola na, Hum ‘Aam [...]
