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Entries for October, 2007

Actual call centre conversations !!!!!

Actual call centre conversations !!!!!
Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in France ):
“If I register my car in France , do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?”
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Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.
Operator: [...]

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Customer tech support

Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop”.
Customer: “OK″.
Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”.
Customer: “No”.
Tech Support: “OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Customer: “No”.
Tech Support: “OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”.
Customer: “Sure. You told me to write ‘click’ and I [...]

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Blonde caller call centre

Samsung Electronics
Caller: “Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?”
Operator: “I’m sorry, sir, I don’t understand who you are talking about″.
Caller: “On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you [...]

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Blond caller at call centre

Actual call centre conversations !!!!!
Customer: “I’ve been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can’t get through to enquiries, can you help?”.
Operator: “Where did you get that number from, sir?”.
Customer: “It was on the door to the Travel Centre”.
Operator: “Sir, they are our opening hours”.

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It’s said a picture says a thousand words ….

THIS IS WHAT SAD LOOKS LIKE

 
 
THIS IS WHAT SORRY LOOKS LIKE

 
PRIVACY PLEASE -

 
 
BAD JUDGMENT

 
 
SHOCKING ACCIDENT

 
 
PILE UP
 
 
 
 

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